Songs about masterbation - Page 2 - P2P-Zone

Bronxie · 06-04-02, 09:15 PM

Billy Idol - Dancing with myself

Stoepsel · 09-04-02, 05:15 AM

Depeche Mode - Condom Nation

Condom Nation
Tried
Here on the stand
With the *bleep* in my hand
And truth on my side

Stoepsel

Bronxie · 09-04-02, 09:42 AM

omg i am a bad DM fan

I don't even know that one Stoe!

Wenchie · 09-04-02, 06:24 PM

Aussie band "Skyhooks" did this one in the '70s

Smut
Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc.

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together..

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc.

and btw...I did not post this...ok?

floydian slip · 10-04-02, 11:01 PM

The artist fromerly known as Prince who is now Price again I think - Darling Nikki

Billy Joel - Captain Jack

Marmite Pimp · 21-04-02, 09:52 PM

Aerosmith - Blind Man , apparently

xNrVnAx1224 · 08-08-05, 04:29 PM

Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Green Day- Longview

Shani · 09-08-05, 05:06 AM

tori amos - icicle!

And when my hand touches myself
I can finally rest my head
And when they say take of his body
I think I'll take from mine instead
Getting off, getting off
While they're all downstairs
Singing prayers, sing away

goldie · 09-08-05, 05:31 AM

toni braxton - you're makin me high

I’ll always think of you
Inside of my private thoughts
I can imagine you
Touching my private parts
With just the thought of you
I can’t help but touch myself
That’s why I want you so bad
Just one night of
Moonlight, with you there beside me
All night, doin’ it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I’m around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You’re makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Can’t get my mind off you
I think I might be obsessed
The very thought of you
Makes me want to get undressed
I wanna be with you
In spite of what my heart says
I guess I want you too bad
All I want is
Moonlights, with you there inside me
All night, doin it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I’m around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise, ooh boy
You’re makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby

I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me
Let’s make a deal you roll, I lick
And we can go flying into ecstasy
Oh darlin’ you and me
Light my fire
Blow my flame
Take me, take me, take me away

___________

another......i didn't post this

fokker · 10-08-05, 08:25 AM

Cyndi Lauper - She Bop

JackSpratts · 10-08-05, 08:37 AM

ray parker jr. - i still can't get over loving you

reg · 10-08-05, 10:07 AM

Uk Mission Lyrics

(Slave To) Lust Lyrics

First I’m gonna fuck you and then we’ll make love
Baby it’s been too damn long
I’ll conquer every orifice, scream at the heavens above
Where have all the angels gone?
I want to take in my mouth, take you deep inside
Take you for a trip, take you for a ride
I’ll feed your every hunger, do whatever you want me to do
It’s not so strange how the medicine affects you

And I’ll be a slave
I’ll be a servant to lust
Slave to lust
I’ll be a slave to lust
Slave to lust

I just want to leave this world for a little while
I want to feel like the God you want me to be
I want high ascension, fast love and exultation
I know you understand this need in me
I’m sick of masturbation, tired of playing with myself
Don’t wanna go to hell, don’t wanna go blind
As sure as the river flows and ebbs out to the sea
I’ll give you everything I have if you blow my mind

And I’ll be a slave
I’ll be a servant to lust
Slave to lust
I’ll be a slave to lust
Slave to lust

You being off your face can be a beautiful place
When you there with the one you love
And I always knew and I know you did to that too much is never enough

I’m a slave to lust
Slave to lust

floydian slip · 10-08-05, 10:50 AM

THE ATLANTA RHYTHM SECTION - "Imaginary Lover"

Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when you need

Satisfaction guaranteed

Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime

Mazer · 12-08-05, 04:43 PM

Summer Time - Sublime

So take this veil from off my eyes
My burning sun will some day rise
And what am I gunna be doin' for a wife
I said I'm gunna play with myself
Show them now we've come off the self

09-04-02, 05:15 AM	#22
Stoepsel Waiting For The Night To Fall... Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 225	Can't believe Bronxie forgot this one... Depeche Mode - Condom Nation Condom Nation Tried Here on the stand With the bleep in my hand And truth on my side Stoepsel __________________ Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

21-04-02, 09:52 PM	#26
Marmite Pimp I Have Filled My Heart With Hate Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: totteNAM UK Posts: 3,059	Aerosmith - Blind Man , apparently __________________ http://www.monstaents.com/ http://www.barmonsta.com/

09-08-05, 05:06 AM	#28
Shani Spagal Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,662	tori amos - icicle! And when my hand touches myself I can finally rest my head And when they say take of his body I think I'll take from mine instead Getting off, getting off While they're all downstairs Singing prayers, sing away __________________

10-08-05, 10:07 AM	#32
reg moonglow Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 362	"I’m sick of masturbation" ... Uk Mission Lyrics (Slave To) Lust Lyrics First I’m gonna fuck you and then we’ll make love Baby it’s been too damn long I’ll conquer every orifice, scream at the heavens above Where have all the angels gone? I want to take in my mouth, take you deep inside Take you for a trip, take you for a ride I’ll feed your every hunger, do whatever you want me to do It’s not so strange how the medicine affects you And I’ll be a slave I’ll be a servant to lust Slave to lust I’ll be a slave to lust Slave to lust I just want to leave this world for a little while I want to feel like the God you want me to be I want high ascension, fast love and exultation I know you understand this need in me I’m sick of masturbation, tired of playing with myself Don’t wanna go to hell, don’t wanna go blind As sure as the river flows and ebbs out to the sea I’ll give you everything I have if you blow my mind And I’ll be a slave I’ll be a servant to lust Slave to lust I’ll be a slave to lust Slave to lust You being off your face can be a beautiful place When you there with the one you love And I always knew and I know you did to that too much is never enough I’m a slave to lust Slave to lust __________________ "Mitakuye Oyasin (Lakota) ~ we are all related." "sunrise moonglow Little Debbies Oh! : -)"

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06-04-02, 09:15 PM	#21
Bronxie Culo! Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 5,400	Billy Idol - Dancing with myself

09-04-02, 09:42 AM	#23
Bronxie Culo! Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 5,400	omg i am a bad DM fan I don't even know that one Stoe!

09-04-02, 06:24 PM	#24
Wenchie Salsera Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunshine Coast , Australia Posts: 3,646	Aussie band "Skyhooks" did this one in the '70s Smut Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat Open up you Twisties and open up your fly Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh If your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag Make a little opening in the other end of your bag Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack If your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. Better get a grip on yourself You better pull yourself together.. Picture's almost over but still your not quite there John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair If your mother knew what you were doing She'd probably hang her head and cry And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly Ooh la la la la la la la la...etc. and btw...I did not post this...ok?

10-04-02, 11:01 PM	#25
floydian slip ===\/------/\=== Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,704	The artist fromerly known as Prince who is now Price again I think - Darling Nikki Billy Joel - Captain Jack

08-08-05, 04:29 PM	#27
xNrVnAx1224 ......... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Berlin, Ct Posts: 15	Turning Japanese - The Vapors Green Day- Longview

09-08-05, 05:31 AM	#29
goldie yea, it's me. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: usa Posts: 2,093	toni braxton - you're makin me high I’ll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can’t help but touch myself That’s why I want you so bad Just one night of Moonlight, with you there beside me All night, doin’ it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When I’m around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise You’re makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Can’t get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I wanna be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is Moonlights, with you there inside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When I’m around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise, ooh boy You’re makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me Let’s make a deal you roll, I lick And we can go flying into ecstasy Oh darlin’ you and me Light my fire Blow my flame Take me, take me, take me away ___________ another......i didn't post this

10-08-05, 08:25 AM	#30
fokker Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 353	Cyndi Lauper - She Bop

10-08-05, 08:37 AM	#31
JackSpratts Join Date: May 2001 Location: New England Posts: 10,017	ray parker jr. - i still can't get over loving you

10-08-05, 10:50 AM	#33
floydian slip ===\/------/\=== Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,704	THE ATLANTA RHYTHM SECTION - "Imaginary Lover" Imaginary lovers never disagree They always care They're always there when you need Satisfaction guaranteed Imaginary lover, imaginary lover You're mine all the time My imaginary lover You're mine anytime

12-08-05, 04:43 PM	#34
Mazer Earthbound misfit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Moses Lake, Washington Posts: 2,563	Summer Time - Sublime So take this veil from off my eyes My burning sun will some day rise And what am I gunna be doin' for a wife I said I'm gunna play with myself Show them now we've come off the self