John Kerry reminds me of... - P2P-Zone

floydian slip · 28-01-04, 03:03 AM

A cross between Herman Munster and Abe Lincoln

I'd rather vote for dumbass.

span · 28-01-04, 07:25 AM

he reminds me of Davros from Doctor Who, he even has the halting, robotic delivery when he talks

scooobiedooobie · 28-01-04, 12:43 PM

this just in.....

greedy_lars · 28-01-04, 12:48 PM

scooobiedooobie · 28-01-04, 10:13 PM

Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

He played San Hill, Chairman of the InterGalactic Banking Clan. In the movie, Kerry's character joined the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Geonosis, but only committed his forces in a non-exclusive arrangement.

"Kerry is a natural," commented George Lucas. "He'll be in the next movie whether he's President or not."

Makeup artists raved at how little they had to do to fix him up. "All we had to do was apply a little blush and put on a fake bald cap," said Jenny Goop, lead makeup artist. "His hidden hair made the fake head taller than Lucas wanted, but it worked anyway."

"George [Lucas] told me to say anything I wanted to in the scene because they were going to impose another language anyway," recollected Kerry. "So I ripped a cursing tirade against Bush that had everyone in stitches. I think it's on the DVD uncut."

It's believed that Kerry is behind this news just now coming out as a strategic ploy to gain younger voters in order to win the primary.

Howard Dean was also in the movie—as a screeching Tuscan Raider.

floydian slip · 29-01-04, 03:41 AM

funny stuff here

tambourine-man · 29-01-04, 04:10 AM

All very funny.
You are to be congratulated on your pictoral humour.

The point about Herman Munster is very true.

scooobiedooobie · 29-01-04, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by tambourine-man
The point about Herman Munster is very true.

Nicobie · 29-01-04, 08:14 PM

What happened here? who messin' around?

no #'s on replies or reads?

Someone is being nasty.......

Nicobie · 29-01-04, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicobie
What happened here? who messin' around?

no #'s on replies or reads?

Someone is being nasty.......

much better. it does make me wonder what was going on tho~

Nicobie · 29-01-04, 08:24 PM

In the past when u moved my threads u used to say moved.

Now we only get - or =.

I guess reading about US politics and being a Aussie must be boring.

Ban everything, I say.

scooobiedooobie · 30-01-04, 10:26 PM

john kerry = whiny massachusetts democrat

scooobiedooobie · 05-02-04, 09:22 PM

floydian slip · 13-02-04, 12:00 PM

JackSpratts · 13-02-04, 01:29 PM

John Kerry reminds me of...

the next president of the usa.

- js.

scooobiedooobie · 13-02-04, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackSpratts
John Kerry reminds me of...

the next president of the usa.

- js.

john kerry reminds you of george bush?

JackSpratts · 13-02-04, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooobiedooobie
john kerry reminds you of george bush?

nah. i said "next" not worst.

- js.

span · 13-02-04, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackSpratts
nah. i said "next" not worst.

- js.

oh how soon they forget Jimmay

scooobiedooobie · 13-02-04, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackSpratts
nah. i said "next" not worst.

- js.

har! the only place kerry will ever be president is in your dreams..and his.

theknife · 14-02-04, 05:54 AM

no question Kerry is a classic political hack, but who in politics isn't? (though the anti-war stuff is a non-issue - if he went over there and fought it, then he earned the right to call it like he saw it).

but i see the lesser of two evils with Kerry..and since there is nothing that has happened in the last four years that should entitle our psuedo conservative prez George "Orwell" Bush to keep his job, i have no qualms at all about voting for him.

28-01-04, 03:03 AM	#1
floydian slip ===\/------/\=== Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,704	John Kerry reminds me of... A cross between Herman Munster and Abe Lincoln I'd rather vote for dumbass.

28-01-04, 12:43 PM	#3
scooobiedooobie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 381	this just in..... Attached Images

28-01-04, 12:48 PM	#4
greedy_lars everything you do Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: wlll come back around to you Posts: 3,982	lol

28-01-04, 10:13 PM	#5
scooobiedooobie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 381	Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones. He played San Hill, Chairman of the InterGalactic Banking Clan. In the movie, Kerry's character joined the Confederacy of Independent Systems on Geonosis, but only committed his forces in a non-exclusive arrangement. "Kerry is a natural," commented George Lucas. "He'll be in the next movie whether he's President or not." Makeup artists raved at how little they had to do to fix him up. "All we had to do was apply a little blush and put on a fake bald cap," said Jenny Goop, lead makeup artist. "His hidden hair made the fake head taller than Lucas wanted, but it worked anyway." "George [Lucas] told me to say anything I wanted to in the scene because they were going to impose another language anyway," recollected Kerry. "So I ripped a cursing tirade against Bush that had everyone in stitches. I think it's on the DVD uncut." It's believed that Kerry is behind this news just now coming out as a strategic ploy to gain younger voters in order to win the primary. Howard Dean was also in the movie—as a screeching Tuscan Raider. Attached Images

29-01-04, 03:41 AM	#6
floydian slip ===\/------/\=== Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,704	funny stuff here Attached Images

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span Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,260	he reminds me of Davros from Doctor Who, he even has the halting, robotic delivery when he talks

29-01-04, 04:10 AM	#7
tambourine-man BANG BANG BANG (repeat as necessary) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Soon to be elsewhere Posts: 1,327	All very funny. You are to be congratulated on your pictoral humour. The point about Herman Munster is very true. __________________ "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction" Dick Cheney - August 26, 2002 "I did not authorise the leaking of the name of David Kelly. Nobody was authorised to name David Kelly. I believe we have acted properly throughout" Tony Blair - July 22, 2003

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Nicobie Registered User Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 5,522	What happened here? who messin' around? no #'s on replies or reads? Someone is being nasty....... __________________ May your tote always stay tight and your edge eversharp :wink:

29-01-04, 08:24 PM	#11
Nicobie Registered User Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 5,522	In the past when u moved my threads u used to say moved. Now we only get - or =. I guess reading about US politics and being a Aussie must be boring. Ban everything, I say. __________________ May your tote always stay tight and your edge eversharp :wink:

30-01-04, 10:26 PM	#12
scooobiedooobie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 381	WMD found..... john kerry = whiny massachusetts democrat

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scooobiedooobie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 381	Attached Images

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floydian slip ===\/------/\=== Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,704	Attached Images

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JackSpratts Join Date: May 2001 Location: New England Posts: 10,016	John Kerry reminds me of... the next president of the usa. - js.

14-02-04, 05:54 AM	#20
theknife my name is Ranking Fullstop Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Promontorium Tremendum Posts: 4,391	no question Kerry is a classic political hack, but who in politics isn't? (though the anti-war stuff is a non-issue - if he went over there and fought it, then he earned the right to call it like he saw it). but i see the lesser of two evils with Kerry..and since there is nothing that has happened in the last four years that should entitle our psuedo conservative prez George "Orwell" Bush to keep his job, i have no qualms at all about voting for him.

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