The Illegal Immigration thing

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I paid attention in grammar class and aside from your desire to keep your boogers off your shift keys, your sentence construction clearly indicates that you live with an "illegal". Maybe your live-in, english as a second language, someone can teach you the proper use of the language.

he likes to lump them all together as illegals, which is not at all true - this i know, because i live with one

And if your countering the criticism of illegal immigrants who don't speak english by pointing to a legal immigrant who does, you're the one who "missed it".