New STD taking its toll - P2P-Zone

multi · 01-04-06, 05:42 PM

ATLANTA. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

tambourine-man · 01-04-06, 06:55 PM

Ha.. very good.

Drakonix · 01-04-06, 08:49 PM

Don't worry, not much chance of this disease getting spread.

The current President is serving his second term and thus can not be re-elected in 2008.

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Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

With the possible exception of "evangelical theocracy", this sounds like most liberals I know - given Clinton's behavior in the subject area they probably got it from him.

albed · 01-04-06, 09:14 PM

Must have smoked those old stogies left in the oval office.

01-04-06, 05:42 PM	#1
multi Thanks for being with arse Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The other side of the world Posts: 10,343	New STD taking its toll ATLANTA. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. __________________ i beat the internet - the end boss is hard Secret Temple of It

01-04-06, 06:55 PM	#2
tambourine-man BANG BANG BANG (repeat as necessary) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Soon to be elsewhere Posts: 1,327	Ha.. very good. __________________ "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction" Dick Cheney - August 26, 2002 "I did not authorise the leaking of the name of David Kelly. Nobody was authorised to name David Kelly. I believe we have acted properly throughout" Tony Blair - July 22, 2003

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01-04-06, 09:14 PM	#4
albed flippin 'em off Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the real world Posts: 3,231	Must have smoked those old stogies left in the oval office.