NEWSFLASH:Bob Eubanks Wants To Beat Up Michael Moore In A Toilet

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DALLAS (Wireless Flash) -- Michael Moore should hope he never meets up with game show host Bob Eubanks in a public bathroom.

"The Newlywed Game" host has had a feud with the "Fahrenheit 9/11" director ever since Moore's 1989 documentary "Roger and Me" showed him telling an off-color joke: "Why do Jewish women never get AIDS? They only marry a**holes, they don't screw `em."

Eubanks claims that he only told the joke because he thought the camera was off, and insists the joke was told to him by a Jewish friend.

While he thought the joke was innocuous, the furor over it cost him a job at CBS and forced him to apologize on "Entertainment Tonight."

These days, Eubanks claims he is no longer angry at Moore, but he jokes that he would punch the filmmaker if they ever run into each other in a men's room.

Eubanks discusses his beef with Moore in his forthcoming autobiography, "It's In The Book, Bob!" (BenBella Books), which will be published in October.
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moore might just pull out a gun and blow his head off..

[Heathcliff]

I think Moore could take him with a first strike policy.

He better hope Moore don't have a Jewish lawyer...