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08-08-02, 05:40 AM
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Celine!
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
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08-08-02, 06:05 AM
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Dawn's private genie
Join Date: May 2001
Location: the Canadian wasteland
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Section 354B of the Canadian Criminal Code clearly states that " Unconditional support of Celine Dion is mandatory within the borders of Canada. Failure to comply will result in a penalty of no less than 5 years and no more than 25 years in a Canadian penal institution."
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08-08-02, 06:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: England
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the shitty knickers thing has ruined it for me
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08-08-02, 08:39 PM
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everything you do
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: wlll come back around to you
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By nature of the girl I was dateing some time ago, I had occasion to partake of a Celine concert. Yawn, where was I? Oh yea, yawn, ummm, Celine, yawn. Man just saying that name makes me sleepy, and she could have bought Cheryl Crow tix instead.
 Maybe if I had been 60 ish I would have found her, yawn, show more interesting but after about ten minutes or so I started to yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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08-08-02, 11:02 PM
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Formal Ball Proof
Join Date: May 2000
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LMFAO@ that page!
Oh. Sorry. Carry on. |
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