The Pirate Bay ridicules threats..

[telefunkin_u47]

Some legal threats sent to the pirate bay and their responses.

http://tracker.piratbyran.org/frame.html

[JackSpratts]

funny and absurdly so. however it's not a game pirate bay will win. the law firms love them all the more for it. every new letter they respond to generates about $2500.00 in billings. notice how warner's cleverly goads pirate bay into "ridiculing" the email. that will cause more legal action and create more $ in billings, ad infinitum. it's like dealing with trolls: you lose when you score points. if this nonsense is ever going to stop, legal action will need to be taken not against the media companies who pay the bills, but against the law firms directly, so their defense and their responses will come at their own expense, from the personal bottom lines of the cherished partners in the firm. unless it comes right out of their own hides expect torrents of bittorent cases. and why not? it’s how the pricks get rich.

- js.

[TankGirl]

Here's another good one, this time for Apple's lawyers:

> Apple is prepared to take further actions to stop the sites illegal
> activities, and Apple expressly reserves its rights. I am available
> to discuss this matter at any time. If you are represented by counsel
> in this matter, please provide me with the identity of that counsel.

Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a
retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21". The
previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the
action.