Why Dems Oppose Wiretaps

[Ramona_A_Stone]

Originally Posted by Mr. Formal Proof

No it was just another petty attempt at an insult from someone too chickenshit to take a position on an issue.
Clearly it doesn't meet the definition of irony and your claim you intended it to really shows your ignorance.

Let me help you:

i·ro·ny
noun
Definition:

1. humor based on opposites: humor based on using words to suggest the opposite of their literal meaning

2. something humorous based on contradiction: something said or written that uses humor based on words suggesting the opposite of their literal meaning

3. incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable

4. incongruous thing: something that happens that is incongruous with what might be expected to happen, especially when this seems absurd or laughable

Now, let's look at it again, together, shall we?

Given your pea-brain track record it's hard to say if you're just trolling or you actually believe there's a partisan talking point here.

Then again, maybe you're just jealous because there's some truth to rumor that all republicans are dickless freaks.

Note how in the first sentence there is an implication that seeing a partisan talking point in the [sarcasm]surprising[/sarcasm] fact that a politician should be caught in a sex scandal, when we all know they are all, across the board, double dealing self serving scum to begin with, is absurd.

In the very next sentence I suggest something acutely and ridiculously partisan.

This was followed by a dancing banana, intended to highlight the absurdity of juxtaposing these two sentences for the dim witted.

I'm confident this qualifies as irony, but perhaps you were thinking I meant it was related to metallurgy or something. Or perhaps, as usual, you were simply talking out your ass.

Now, as a larger context for these comments, allow me to clarify my 'position on the issue,' even though, yes, [sarcasm]it's entirely out of my chickenshit character to actually take a position on an issue.[/sarcasm]

I COULDN'T CARE FUCKING LESS.

The sex lives of politicians don't interest me in the slightest, unless maybe they're hot, and Spitzer isn't in that category. I don't sit around passing judgement on people's sex lives, (unless you consider considering whether or not they are hot passing judgement) and 'scandals' such as this do not set me atwitter like you, JimBob and all the brain dead little journalists that just won't be able to stop twittering about this one for the next two weeks--but then you and JimBob still can't over a blow job Bill Clinton got ten years ago. One of you has mentioned it once a fucking week since it happened, and I doubt if you've ever even been that into a blow job you've gotten yourselves. It's positively creepy.

Of course your position on the issue is clear for all to see, you have your ass in the air because someone had sex! Gasp! Apparently some part of the jello in your head actually believes politicians are supposed to be sexless paragons leading humanity toward some eternal Leave it to Beaver episode.

No doubt the two of you will continue ranting about the hypocrisy of it all like little fucking schoolgirls, but coming from people who completely fail to see the hypocrisy of the assholes gambling with millions of people's lives in a 12 billion dollar a month, 6 year old war purely designed to rake in the resulting oil profits, well, you just sound and look as ridiculous and incongruous as JonBenet Ramsey wannabes wearing strap-ons.

Try and get over it. Maybe try and have some sex yourself.

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politicians are supposed to be sexless paragons leading humanity toward some eternal Leave it to Beaver episode.

Mr. Ward Cleaver
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State

My Dear Mr. Cleaver:

This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.

For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.

Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumped over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.

I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.

Yours truly,
Cornelia Rayburn

[Nicobie]

I REALLY need a link to the BB that RAS is the mod in.

[albed]

Officials say Spitzer may have spent $80,000 on call-girl ring

he was clearly a repeat customer who spent tens of thousands of dollars — perhaps as much as $80,000 — with the high-priced prostitution service over an extended period of time.

http://www.poststar.com/articles/200...9801788705.txt



Well this is disappointing; I could understand a single fling but making a habit of it while trumpeting his law enforcement credentials shows brazen hypocrisy.

And he got himself caught because he tried so hard to hide the money. Isn't it ironic?






Life has a funny way

of sneaking up on you

[albed]

Spitzer's replacement, democrat David Paterson, first claimed he'd only committed adultery with one woman and wanted to come clean about it; but now he confesses "there were a number of women"; none prostitutes, but one state employee that he presently claims wasn't rewarded for her extra service.

The national media doesn't seem nearly as interested in a morally corrupt black man as in a rich jew, but maybe they just expect that kind of behaviour and automatically excuse it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080319/...sWD9cntrtH2ocA

[jcmd62]

Its becoming quite obvious that politicians are giant LOSERS that are unable to get laid so they marry a political "trophy" wife that is strictly for "show" and not "go", then put on this huge "family man values", and "morally perfect" facade to advance their political aspirations and get VOTES.

Then once elected to a position of power, even at the cost of political and personal humiliation, they are so desperate to get laid they pay ridiculous amounts of money to have sex with whores or entice co-workers to have sex with them out of "pity" using sob stories about their sexless marraiges or with promises of career advancement.

[albed]

Lie and lie and lie.

Call the people telling the truth liars.

Run into the bathroom and hold the door shut.

LMAO





But OMFG - WITH ALL THOSE COLLEGE HOTTIES DROOLING OVER HIM, JOHN EDWARDS COMMITS ADULTERY WITH THIS: