Songs about masterbation

[Bronxie]

New song about topic by Tweet "oops oh my"
What other songs do know are about being the master of bate?

[LV15]

The Divynals - I Touch Myself
Ivor Biggun = I'm A Wanker

[Bronxie]

Im not sure who sings it but it's an 80's song with the chorus "I think im going japanese i really think so" I think that's about masterbating.....

[BuzzB2K]

Originally posted by Bronxie
Im not sure who sings it but it's an 80's song with the chorus "I think im going japanese i really think so" I think that's about masterbating.....

Turning Japanese - The Vapors

[Bronxie]

Originally posted by BuzzB2K


Turning Japanese - The Vapors

ooh yah yah thats it. There's also a green day song but i can't remember that one neither they dont make these songs very obvious

[napho]

Green Day
Longview

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shoot
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm freaking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shoot

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as heck can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shoot

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're freaking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth

[MikeHunt]

Alanis Morsette...
I forgot the song title...( one of her first hits)but the lyric goes..."I got one hand in my pocket"...etc..etc

Cindy Lauper had a song too about the subject...She Bop ...or something like that...

[Bronxie]

Originally posted by MikeHunt
Alanis Morsette...
I forgot the song title...( one of her first hits)but the lyric goes..."I got one hand in my pocket"...etc..etc

dude! she's got one hand in her pocket and the other is hailing a taxi cab

[JackSpratts]

stones - satisfaction & miss you.

- js.

[Haole]

XTC--Pink Thing
Anytime you rise I'm here
I'm crazy for you pink thing
You make me wanna laugh, you make me wanna cry
And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high.

I wanna take you out and show you to the world
Pink thing it'll be OK
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled
Pink Thing what would straight folks say
That man isn't fit to enter heaven
That man is a sinner ever burning in disgrace
PINK THING SPIT IN MY FACE, I'd love you for it. . .


Actually, its double entendre--could be interpreted as a baby or a penis
Also, Violent Femmes-Blister In the Sun.

[MikeHunt]

..Bronxie...heh..heh...that was why the Alanis Morsette song was sooooo funny. ....Lots of people didn't realize what song was about..... Read the lyrics sometime...very funny..... Probably the subtlest song about female masturbation... I've ever heard.

[Bronxie]

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah

I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah

I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette

What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign

I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby

I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
But I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano

What it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

I refuse to believe that's about masterbation She better not try to give me a high five

[MikeHunt]

heh...heh...yeah...Bronxie...you got to watch out for that 'one hand in the pocket'... type action..... Actually I heard her admit it was about female masturbation in a coy way..... when interviewed on the radio a few years ago.

[theflaco]

The Who

Pictures of Lily

I used to wake up in the morning
I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights
I went and told my dad

He said, 'Son now here's some little something'
And stuck them on my wall
And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
In fact I, I don't feel bad at all

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

Pictures of Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Pictures of Lily

And then one day things weren't quite so fine
I fell in love with Lily
I asked my dad where Lily I could find
He said, 'Son, now don't be silly'

'She's been dead since 1929'
Oh, how I cried that night
If only I'd been born in Lily's time
It would have been alright

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night

For me and Lily are together in my dreams
And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen'
'Pictures of Lily?'

theflaco

[naz]

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict


well you tried it out for once,
found it alright for kicks.
but then you found out
it's a habit that sticks

you're an orgams addict
you're an orgams addict

sneakin' in the back door
with dirty magazines
and your mother wants to know
"what are those stains on your jeans?"

you're an orgams addict
you're an orgams addict

you get in a heat,
you get in a sulk
but you still keep beatin'
your meat to pulp

you're an orgams addict
you're an orgams addict

you're a kid cassanova
you're a no-joseph
it's a labor of love
fucking yourself to death

you're an orgams addict
you're an orgams addict

you're makin' out with school kids,
winos and heads of state
you've even made it with the lady
who puts the little plastic robbins
on the christmas cakes

butcher's assistants and belhops
you've had 'em all here and there
children of god and their joystrings
international women with no body hair

so you're asking in an alley
and you're voice ain't steady
the sex mechanic's rough
you're more than ready

you're an orgams addict
you're an orgams addict

johnnie want fuckie
all ways and always
he's got the energy
he will amaze

he's an orgasm addict,
he's an orgasm addict.

he's always at it

he's an orgasm addict.

[assorted]

does fucking an inflatable doll count as masturbating?

The Police
BE MY GIRL - SALLY

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
Be my girl

I was blue and lonely,
I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had to much to drink

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head

I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn't want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I'd never seen,

"Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joy"

She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty
I blow her up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy,
She's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall

And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
Be my girl

SheBop by Cyndi Lauper is my fav masturbating song.

[JackUzi]

Another Buzzcocks song about wanking!

"Palm of your hand"

It's not so strange you know to feel like this
I thought of you I knew that you'd understand
I think it's time you know we did more than kiss
Ever fallen in love with the palm of your hand?
I've made up my mind as a bull sees red
To get my tail wagged must i sit up and beg?

And if you want to brush up on technique
You can read all about it in the book that I found
When the spirit is willing the flesh wont be weak
Theres little more to it than jerking around
I'm hungry for the most perfect of needs
My craving feeds at the palm of your hand

My temperature shoots up to a hundred degrees
It's manual automatic makes me weak at the knees
My craving feeds at the palm of your hand
Executive attention yes the kind that relieves
You've got the instruments of pleasure at the end of your sleeves
My craving feeds at the palm of your hand

[naz]

that sure is a tasty looking burger

[Fantom]

Kevin Bloody Wilson - I gave up Wanking

I gave up wanking this morning
I never thought that I could
And I'm feeling better already
This time I'm off it for good

When I first wanked
I though I was so clever
And all me mates they were mugs
Thought I was the first
Bloke here on Earth
Who'd ever played with his slug
It was my own little secret
I never told anyone
And the feeling I got
The first time I shot
Was like chooks flying out of me bum

So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow
I never thought that I could
I'll be glad to be rid of these headaches
Then I'll be off it for good

I've wanked in some unlikely places
The shower , the beach and the pool
The dunny, the tram and the pictures
And biology classes at school
And once my grandmother caught me
Wanking meself in me room
And to her surprise
I just shut my eyes
And imagined her standing there nude

So I'm giving up wanking on Tuesday
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now
Then I'll be off it for good

My dad says it's gonna take willpower
There really is no easy trick
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get my hand off my dick
Me dads been a great inspiration
He really has been a great help
He knows what I go through
And just what to do
Cuz he give it up yesterday himself

So I'm giving up wanking next Friday
I never thought that I could
Then I won`t have to wear these thick glasses
Then I'll be off it for good

So if you say you don't wank, you're a liar
And a fool if you say that you do
So next time you see , Prince Charles on TV
Remember he's wanked himself too.

So I'm giving up wanking come Christmas
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog 'n me white cane
Then I'll be off it for good

I'm giving up wanking next Easter
I never thought that I could
And the warts on me hand 'll just vanish
Then I'll be off it for good

[tafkaMr.E]

Jellyfish - He's my best friend