Shockingly Bad Lyrics - P2P-Zone

JackUzi · 25-07-02, 07:42 PM

"No one heard me, not even the chair"-Neil Diamond (chairs have ears?!)

"Saw you walking down the hall/faster than a cannonball"-Oasis

"I suppose a rocks out of the question"-Def Leppard

"They say this music is too loud to play/I look at them and say...NO WAY!!"-Manowar (I think this may err on the side of brilliance though)

"Like a cat tied to a stick thats driven into frozen winter shit"-Radiohead (as much as I like them, this is a terrible line)

"I'm so bad I can suck my own dick"-LL Cool J

"You shouldn't be so damn material/And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal!" -NWA

assorted · 25-07-02, 10:45 PM

"I like the way you hold that champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass"

2 Live Crew

"Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?"

Meatloaf

naz · 26-07-02, 12:37 PM

anything by that knacker bitch from the Cranberries

Bronxie · 28-07-02, 11:15 AM

"My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack"
eww I don't even know the rappers name. I think the song's disgusting.

chupacabra · 28-07-02, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by naz
anything by that knacker bitch from the Cranberries

ahahahahahahahahahaahhahah

hey i like her

assorted · 28-07-02, 11:51 AM

"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (Again)

I even thought this lyric was fucking painfully pretentious and stupid when i was SIXTEEN. When yer 16 and the lyric sucks then it really sucks.

Mekajinn · 29-07-02, 07:02 AM

'Mant, not man, not ant, just mant,
not very nice, not pleasant.'

Mekajinn, 1995

naz · 29-07-02, 07:20 AM

witness the full horror of dolores O Cranberry!

My mother, my mother she hold me, Did she hold me, when I was out there, My father, my father, he liked me , does anyone care?

No

And I couldn't find the words,
To say, "I love you."
And he couldn't find the time,
To say, "I need you."
It wouldn't come out right.
It wouldn't come out right.
Just came out all wrong.

Aw

But I'm not sorry if I do insult you.
I'm sad, not sorry, 'bout the way that things went,
And you'll be happy and I'll be forsakin' thee.

forsakin' thee, ffs

To all those people doin' lines,
Don't do it, don't do it.
Inject your soul with liberty,
It's free, it's free.

To all the kids with heroin eyes,
Don't do it, don't do it.
Because it's not not what it seems,
No no it's not not what it seems.

Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.

Ah, ah, ah, ah

To all the parents with sleepless nights,
Sleepless nights.
Tie your kids home to their beds,
Clean their heads.

I think Headbanger co-wrote that one

JackUzi · 29-07-02, 09:26 AM

That's only the tip of the iceberg,naz....Witness the horror of these lyrics...

Bosnia

I would like to state my vision,
Life was so unfair.
We live in our secure surroundings,
And people die out there.

Bosnia was so unkind.
Sarajevo changed my mind.
And we all call out in despair.
All the love we need isn't there.
And we all sing songs in our room.
Sarajevo erects another doom.

Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo.
Bosnia was so unkind.
Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Saraje-
Bosnia was so unkind.

Sure things would change if we really wanted them to.
No fear for children anymore.
There are babies in their beds,
Terror in their heads,
Love for the love of life.

When do the saints go marching in? X4
Walk on tip toe...

and...

I just shot John Lennon

It was the fearful night of December 8th.
He was returning home from the studio late.
He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice.
Because in 1980, he paid the price.

"He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice". What a fucking dingbat!

Wenchie · 30-07-02, 09:54 PM

This shit from alan jackson.......

I like my steak well done, my taters fried
Football games on Monday night
It's just who I am
A meat and potato man

I like my coffee black
Ol' TV shows
My women hot and my beer ice cold
It's just who I am
A meat and potato man

I like my fishin' holes, lightnin' bugs
Flatt n' Scruggs, and my woman's love
It's just who I am
A meat and potato man

I like my Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots
Cornbread and beans and country roots
It's just who I am
A meat and potato man

I don't like politics, hypocrites
Folks with poodles dressed like kids
I'm a hounddog fan
A meat and potato man yeah, that's what I am
A meat and potato man

a meat and potato man ?????

PLEASE.......make it stop

multi · 31-07-02, 09:36 AM

who the fuck is alan jackson
gawd i hope hes not a bloody aussie wenchie...
sounds like he might be from tasmania tho..

tafkaMr.E · 31-07-02, 03:37 PM

"UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHH" - by Napalm Death

honeybee · 03-08-02, 08:14 PM

smells like teen spirit- the whole friggen song......*ducks the tomatoes being thrown*

theknife · 03-08-02, 08:41 PM

this one is a classic:

someone left a cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
coz it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again

Jimmy Webb, MacArthur Park

These lyrics are so bad that they have actually spawned a
website to defend them....

LV15 · 03-08-02, 08:51 PM

'whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?'

Jader · 03-08-02, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by honeybee
smells like teen spirit- the whole friggen song......*ducks the tomatoes being thrown*

Well gee... it's kind of hard to write catchy lyrics when you're strung out on heroin and railed on coke. The guitar riffs are cool though and the lyrics don't really matter as long as you just scream.

Most people I know don't like Nirvana just because they can't decipher/understand the lyrics. I still love 'em though.

Wenchie · 04-08-02, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by multi inter user face

who the fuck is alan jackson
gawd i hope hes not a bloody aussie wenchie...
sounds like he might be from tasmania tho..

some american c & w 'singer' (and I use the term very loosely!!)
thankfully aussies havent reached this low

......yet

dead_frog · 04-08-02, 11:47 AM

Maybe there's something deep hidden in here that my simpleton mind can't decipher, because I only see the nerve to want payment for things like this:

LL Cool J (again) - I shot ya

"Blaze this one, word up!
I'ma blaze this one
No doubt! Uhh, check it, check it, check it!!!
Uhh, uhh, check it, check it, check it!!!
I'm Uncle L, check it, check it, check it!!!
The Trackmasters, check it, check it, check it!!!
Now everybody now, check (...) it"

Will Smith - Freakin' It

"Uh, uh
I'm bout to freak this
Ha, ha, ha, ha
What? What? What? What?
Uh, Big Will, uh I'm bout to freak this
What you want me to freak this
Just peep it while I freak this,
Aight, aight"

naz · 04-08-02, 02:57 PM

music needs less lyrics

tafkaMr.E · 08-08-02, 10:36 AM

More cheese than a Domino's 4 cheese pizza

Elton John's Nikita

And if there comes a time
Guns and gates no longer hold you in
And if you're free to make a choice
Just look towards the west and find a friend

25-07-02, 07:42 PM	#1
JackUzi Power and Glory Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 228	Shockingly Bad Lyrics "No one heard me, not even the chair"-Neil Diamond (chairs have ears?!) "Saw you walking down the hall/faster than a cannonball"-Oasis "I suppose a rocks out of the question"-Def Leppard "They say this music is too loud to play/I look at them and say...NO WAY!!"-Manowar (I think this may err on the side of brilliance though) "Like a cat tied to a stick thats driven into frozen winter shit"-Radiohead (as much as I like them, this is a terrible line) "I'm so bad I can suck my own dick"-LL Cool J "You shouldn't be so damn material/And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal!" -NWA

25-07-02, 10:45 PM	#2
assorted WAH! Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 725	"I like the way you hold that champagne glass It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass" 2 Live Crew "Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?" Meatloaf __________________ I hate hate haters

26-07-02, 12:37 PM	#3
naz - Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,319	anything by that knacker bitch from the Cranberries __________________ I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them.

28-07-02, 11:51 AM	#6
assorted WAH! Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 725	"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (Again) I even thought this lyric was fucking painfully pretentious and stupid when i was SIXTEEN. When yer 16 and the lyric sucks then it really sucks. __________________ I hate hate haters

29-07-02, 07:20 AM	#8
naz - Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,319	witness the full horror of dolores O Cranberry! My mother, my mother she hold me, Did she hold me, when I was out there, My father, my father, he liked me , does anyone care? No And I couldn't find the words, To say, "I love you." And he couldn't find the time, To say, "I need you." It wouldn't come out right. It wouldn't come out right. Just came out all wrong. Aw But I'm not sorry if I do insult you. I'm sad, not sorry, 'bout the way that things went, And you'll be happy and I'll be forsakin' thee. forsakin' thee, ffs To all those people doin' lines, Don't do it, don't do it. Inject your soul with liberty, It's free, it's free. To all the kids with heroin eyes, Don't do it, don't do it. Because it's not not what it seems, No no it's not not what it seems. Salvation, salvation, salvation is free. Salvation, salvation, salvation is free. Ah, ah, ah, ah To all the parents with sleepless nights, Sleepless nights. Tie your kids home to their beds, Clean their heads. I think Headbanger co-wrote that one __________________ I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them.

28-07-02, 11:15 AM	#4
Bronxie Culo! Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 5,400	"My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack" eww I don't even know the rappers name. I think the song's disgusting.

29-07-02, 07:02 AM	#7
Mekajinn green Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: England Posts: 4,892	'Mant, not man, not ant, just mant, not very nice, not pleasant.' Mekajinn, 1995

29-07-02, 09:26 AM	#9
JackUzi Power and Glory Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 228	That's only the tip of the iceberg,naz....Witness the horror of these lyrics... Bosnia I would like to state my vision, Life was so unfair. We live in our secure surroundings, And people die out there. Bosnia was so unkind. Sarajevo changed my mind. And we all call out in despair. All the love we need isn't there. And we all sing songs in our room. Sarajevo erects another doom. Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo. Bosnia was so unkind. Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Saraje- Bosnia was so unkind. Sure things would change if we really wanted them to. No fear for children anymore. There are babies in their beds, Terror in their heads, Love for the love of life. When do the saints go marching in? X4 Walk on tip toe... and... I just shot John Lennon It was the fearful night of December 8th. He was returning home from the studio late. He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice. Because in 1980, he paid the price. "He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice". What a fucking dingbat!

30-07-02, 09:54 PM	#10
Wenchie Salsera Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunshine Coast , Australia Posts: 3,646	This shit from alan jackson....... I like my steak well done, my taters fried Football games on Monday night It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my coffee black Ol' TV shows My women hot and my beer ice cold It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my fishin' holes, lightnin' bugs Flatt n' Scruggs, and my woman's love It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots Cornbread and beans and country roots It's just who I am A meat and potato man I don't like politics, hypocrites Folks with poodles dressed like kids I'm a hounddog fan A meat and potato man yeah, that's what I am A meat and potato man a meat and potato man ????? PLEASE.......make it stop

31-07-02, 09:36 AM	#11
multi Thanks for being with arse Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The other side of the world Posts: 10,343	who the fuck is alan jackson gawd i hope hes not a bloody aussie wenchie... sounds like he might be from tasmania tho.. __________________ i beat the internet - the end boss is hard Secret Temple of It

31-07-02, 03:37 PM	#12
tafkaMr.E Fatter Git Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Northampton Posts: 913	"UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHH" - by Napalm Death __________________ http://www.thenines.co.uk

03-08-02, 08:14 PM	#13
honeybee 2 smokes, lets go. Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,663	smells like teen spirit- the whole friggen song......ducks the tomatoes being thrown

03-08-02, 08:41 PM	#14
theknife my name is Ranking Fullstop Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Promontorium Tremendum Posts: 4,391	this one is a classic: someone left a cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Jimmy Webb, MacArthur Park These lyrics are so bad that they have actually spawned a website to defend them....

03-08-02, 08:51 PM	#15
LV15 Absolute Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 618	'whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?'

04-08-02, 11:47 AM	#18
dead_frog Oddball Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pond Posts: 140	look, artistic expression Maybe there's something deep hidden in here that my simpleton mind can't decipher, because I only see the nerve to want payment for things like this: LL Cool J (again) - I shot ya "Blaze this one, word up! I'ma blaze this one No doubt! Uhh, check it, check it, check it!!! Uhh, uhh, check it, check it, check it!!! I'm Uncle L, check it, check it, check it!!! The Trackmasters, check it, check it, check it!!! Now everybody now, check (...) it" Will Smith - Freakin' It "Uh, uh I'm bout to freak this Ha, ha, ha, ha What? What? What? What? Uh, Big Will, uh I'm bout to freak this What you want me to freak this Just peep it while I freak this, Aight, aight"

04-08-02, 02:57 PM	#19
naz - Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,319	music needs less lyrics __________________ I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them.

08-08-02, 10:36 AM	#20
tafkaMr.E Fatter Git Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Northampton Posts: 913	More cheese than a Domino's 4 cheese pizza Elton John's Nikita And if there comes a time Guns and gates no longer hold you in And if you're free to make a choice Just look towards the west and find a friend __________________ http://www.thenines.co.uk

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