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Michael Jackson
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
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24-08-02, 04:44 PM
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LMAO @ history...
But How isnt the question that vexes me... I want to know why? or even more so How much? =P~
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25-08-02, 06:20 AM
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I'm sorry but I don't think he was EVER cute. He just made a bad situatuon worse
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25-08-02, 06:42 AM
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R.I.P napho 1-31-16
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You have to wonder if he ever actually LOOKS in a mirror. I'm betting not.
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26-08-02, 05:45 AM
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he had style in 84-85.
man made some rockin' music... i dont care if he is a black white boy who is secretly a woman eh. hehe he does look pretty bad  i'm sure he dun smile when he looks in the mirror... ppl really fucked his face up good eh.
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29-10-02, 12:45 AM
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everything you do
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"...while in concert, Michael accidentally hit the tip of his nose, sending the hunk of Flash-plastic flying into the audience. He then scurried offstage like a cockroach to have his make-up person tack on another one."
I remember when Thriller won, and Pink Floyd - The Wall did not. Dood just sucks. Thanks for the great thread Naz  |
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30-10-02, 10:34 AM
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
....'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
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 *****true Napsterites confessions*****on a personal note.....my dad was an angry man who felt cheated by the way that life played out for him. although he truly wanted a better life for his only son, he unfortunately subscribed to the "Joseph Jackson" method of strict discipline, corporal punishment, zero tolerance and never being satisfied. happily, we reconciled when, later in life, he became the exact opposite of who he had once been. 2 divorces and countless fuck-ups later i'm still dealing with the fallout, getting healthier while growing older.......so to all you younger Napsterites, ALWAYS build your children up don't put them down.....inspire their creativity and confidence and allow their spirits to soar...[/sermon] as for Michael Jackson, i prefer to concentrate on his m-u-s-i-c, and while recognizing that he may not be your particular cup of tea, i believe the following four songs from different stages of his career can stand with anything. I Want You Back....Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough....Billie Jean....Man In The Mirror  |
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Re: God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
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14-11-02, 09:51 AM
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 11/14 in court for canceling concerts |
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14-11-02, 07:54 PM
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flippin 'em off
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"I WANNA ROOOOCK WITH YOU"
my favorite  remember him the way he was |
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16-11-02, 12:46 AM
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16-11-02, 02:23 AM
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I wanna know where his facial hair was transplanted from? ... uh, no I don't
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my name is Ranking Fullstop
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19-11-02, 05:37 PM
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
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19-11-02, 07:39 PM
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Mofucker is cracking up!
Maybe he's beginning to realize that it's over. I think Tony Iommi from Sabbath used to wear that thing that MJ has on his nose on his severed fingertips. Sumbitch has no nose left. |
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05-12-02, 11:54 PM
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Anyone else notice ol Michael sure is in the news a lot lately. Thinkin his agent is working overtime.
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06-12-02, 12:46 AM
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Is his agent a spider?
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07-02-03, 11:34 AM
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What a hideous monster he's become. You would figure that such a guy would be the poster boy of rotten.com.
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09-07-03, 04:32 AM
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I saw the video for "Thriller" the other day and I just thought to myself, DAMN! this guy could have been so much more, instead he's just plain WACKO, I don't care if I do misunderstand him, anyone that bleaches themselves has got some serious issues that I don't want to understand anyway
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