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17-07-07, 03:32 PM | #1 |
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What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren't Listening
The Iraq war has been an amazing success, global warming is just a myth and Guantanamo Bay is practically a holiday camp. The annual cruise organized by the 'National Review,' mouthpiece of right-wing America, is a parallel universe populated by straight-talking, gun-toting, God-fearing Republicans.
I am standing waist-deep in the Pacific Ocean, both chilling and burning, indulging in the polite chit-chat beloved by vacationing Americans. A sweet elderly lady from Los Angeles is sitting on the rocks nearby, telling me dreamily about her son. "Is he your only child?" I ask. "Yes," she says. "Do you have a child back in England?" she asks. No, I say. Her face darkens. "You'd better start," she says. "The Muslims are breeding. Soon, they'll have the whole of Europe." I am getting used to these moments - when gentle holiday geniality bleeds into… what? ..More |
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I am surprised that you didn't beat the old bitty to death. gOD forbid that she spoke her mind... What did you tell her? Did you straighten the old women out? Tell her that every thing she thinks is shit?
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17-07-07, 06:40 PM | #3 |
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read the fucking story and stfu
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17-07-07, 07:16 PM | #4 |
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18-07-07, 04:28 AM | #5 |
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it's a shame it isn't..
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18-07-07, 07:32 AM | #6 |
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That's pretty funny,..in a scary sort of way. I never doubt that there are people like this. Every country has them. I would like to think people in my country are better and more civilised than that, but I'd only be fooling myself. Lets hope people like this will remain 'self absorbed' and continue breeding slowly.
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