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![]() Last week in Romania a 23-year-old nun died during an exorcism by a 29-year-old monk who served as the convent's priest; he and four nuns apparently killed the woman while they performed a botched exorcism on her. There is nothing worse then when a priest botches an exorcism and kills the victim, except when a priest rapes young boys; that is because the exorcism death is accidental, while the rape is intentional. These last several years it has been hard to tell which team the priests are actually on, God's team or Satan's team?
A psychiatrist who recently treated the nun for schizophrenia said, "She thought the devil was talking to her and told her that she was a sinful person. It's a symptom of schizophrenia, and she was probably having her first episode." After relapsing the monk and four nuns attempted an exorcism; they allegedly bound the nun to a cross, gagged her with a towel and left her in a damp, humid room at the convent for three days without food; she died of suffocation and dehydration. The monk and the four nuns were charged with aggravated murder... How come when the devil talks to you, you have schizophrenia but when God talks to you, you lead the 700 Club or become president? If you are hearing voices in your head and it's not your iPod, you are schizophrenic... George W. Bush hears God talk to him and follows his every word. Bush lied to get Americans to support his war and occupation of Iraq. The war continues to cost American soldiers' lives, could be it was the devil talking to Bush. We know the Pope was against the Iraq war so it couldn't be God that was talking to Bush, unless there are two Gods and I'm still not convinced there is even one. There aren’t enough votes in the House of Representatives to have Bush impeached but they may have enough votes to order Bush to have an exorcism. They could get the Rev. Frank Pavone, the priest that camped outside Terri Schiavo's hospice, he sounds like he has some experience with the devil. He apparently is going to start a new order dedicated to ending abortion. That's nice; too bad he doesn't have the same dedication to start a new order to stop priests from molesting kids. He is out there battling for the unborn but once they are born, well their fair game for the Church's sexual predators but that's another Tirade for another day... Bush could have an exorcism to rid him of his evil spirits. Maybe the voice Bush thinks is God, is really Dick Cheney talking in a very low whisper, he just thinks it's God and maybe Dick Cheney is really the devil. We know Cheney curses like the devil and his daughter does some ungodly things, as Jerry says, "Not that there is anything wrong with that." Here's what we do; for the good of the country Bush & Cheney have a double exorcism live on pay-per-view. We kill two birds with one stone; we rid them of their evil spirits and solve the budget deficit at the same time. Everyone is going to pay $49.99 to see Bush & Cheney exorcised, now that is must see TV... |
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![]() From up his ass, where he hears most of his news.
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![]() could this be about godshit
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