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25-07-02, 07:42 PM | #1 |
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Shockingly Bad Lyrics
"No one heard me, not even the chair"-Neil Diamond (chairs have ears?!)
"Saw you walking down the hall/faster than a cannonball"-Oasis "I suppose a rocks out of the question"-Def Leppard "They say this music is too loud to play/I look at them and say...NO WAY!!"-Manowar (I think this may err on the side of brilliance though) "Like a cat tied to a stick thats driven into frozen winter shit"-Radiohead (as much as I like them, this is a terrible line) "I'm so bad I can suck my own dick"-LL Cool J "You shouldn't be so damn material/And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal!" -NWA |
25-07-02, 10:45 PM | #2 |
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"I like the way you hold that champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass" 2 Live Crew "Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?" Meatloaf
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26-07-02, 12:37 PM | #3 |
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anything by that knacker bitch from the Cranberries
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
28-07-02, 11:15 AM | #4 |
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"My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack"
eww I don't even know the rappers name. I think the song's disgusting. |
28-07-02, 11:23 AM | #5 | |
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ahahahahahahahahahaahhahah hey i like her |
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28-07-02, 11:51 AM | #6 |
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"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (Again) I even thought this lyric was fucking painfully pretentious and stupid when i was SIXTEEN. When yer 16 and the lyric sucks then it really sucks.
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29-07-02, 07:02 AM | #7 |
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'Mant, not man, not ant, just mant,
not very nice, not pleasant.' Mekajinn, 1995 |
29-07-02, 07:20 AM | #8 |
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witness the full horror of dolores O Cranberry!
My mother, my mother she hold me, Did she hold me, when I was out there, My father, my father, he liked me , does anyone care? No And I couldn't find the words, To say, "I love you." And he couldn't find the time, To say, "I need you." It wouldn't come out right. It wouldn't come out right. Just came out all wrong. Aw But I'm not sorry if I do insult you. I'm sad, not sorry, 'bout the way that things went, And you'll be happy and I'll be forsakin' thee. forsakin' thee, ffs To all those people doin' lines, Don't do it, don't do it. Inject your soul with liberty, It's free, it's free. To all the kids with heroin eyes, Don't do it, don't do it. Because it's not not what it seems, No no it's not not what it seems. Salvation, salvation, salvation is free. Salvation, salvation, salvation is free. Ah, ah, ah, ah To all the parents with sleepless nights, Sleepless nights. Tie your kids home to their beds, Clean their heads. I think Headbanger co-wrote that one
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
29-07-02, 09:26 AM | #9 |
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That's only the tip of the iceberg,naz....Witness the horror of these lyrics...
Bosnia I would like to state my vision, Life was so unfair. We live in our secure surroundings, And people die out there. Bosnia was so unkind. Sarajevo changed my mind. And we all call out in despair. All the love we need isn't there. And we all sing songs in our room. Sarajevo erects another doom. Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Sarajevo. Bosnia was so unkind. Sarajevo, Sarajevo, Saraje- Bosnia was so unkind. Sure things would change if we really wanted them to. No fear for children anymore. There are babies in their beds, Terror in their heads, Love for the love of life. When do the saints go marching in? X4 Walk on tip toe... and... I just shot John Lennon It was the fearful night of December 8th. He was returning home from the studio late. He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice. Because in 1980, he paid the price. "He had perceptively known that it wouldn't be nice". What a fucking dingbat! |
30-07-02, 09:54 PM | #10 |
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This shit from alan jackson.......
I like my steak well done, my taters fried Football games on Monday night It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my coffee black Ol' TV shows My women hot and my beer ice cold It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my fishin' holes, lightnin' bugs Flatt n' Scruggs, and my woman's love It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots Cornbread and beans and country roots It's just who I am A meat and potato man I don't like politics, hypocrites Folks with poodles dressed like kids I'm a hounddog fan A meat and potato man yeah, that's what I am A meat and potato man a meat and potato man ????? PLEASE.......make it stop |
31-07-02, 09:36 AM | #11 |
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who the fuck is alan jackson gawd i hope hes not a bloody aussie wenchie... sounds like he might be from tasmania tho.. |
31-07-02, 03:37 PM | #12 |
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"UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHH" - by Napalm Death
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03-08-02, 08:14 PM | #13 |
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smells like teen spirit- the whole friggen song......*ducks the tomatoes being thrown*
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03-08-02, 08:41 PM | #14 |
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this one is a classic:
someone left a cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Jimmy Webb, MacArthur Park These lyrics are so bad that they have actually spawned a website to defend them.... |
03-08-02, 08:51 PM | #15 |
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'whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?'
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03-08-02, 10:17 PM | #16 | |
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Most people I know don't like Nirvana just because they can't decipher/understand the lyrics. I still love 'em though. |
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04-08-02, 04:33 AM | #17 | |
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some american c & w 'singer' (and I use the term very loosely!!) thankfully aussies havent reached this low ......yet |
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04-08-02, 11:47 AM | #18 |
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look, artistic expression
Maybe there's something deep hidden in here that my simpleton mind can't decipher, because I only see the nerve to want payment for things like this:
LL Cool J (again) - I shot ya "Blaze this one, word up! I'ma blaze this one No doubt! Uhh, check it, check it, check it!!! Uhh, uhh, check it, check it, check it!!! I'm Uncle L, check it, check it, check it!!! The Trackmasters, check it, check it, check it!!! Now everybody now, check (...) it" Will Smith - Freakin' It "Uh, uh I'm bout to freak this Ha, ha, ha, ha What? What? What? What? Uh, Big Will, uh I'm bout to freak this What you want me to freak this Just peep it while I freak this, Aight, aight" |
04-08-02, 02:57 PM | #19 |
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music needs less lyrics
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I’ve been a little down because today my doctor diagnosed me with John Travolta Syndrome. It’s a condition where your face or head grows laterally, getting wider year by year. It’s not so much of a problem and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a condition. In fact mine is good because it means my brain is getting bigger too. But not that Travolta guy, his head is mostly fat. The doctors said I am much smarter than John Travolta and I believe them. |
08-08-02, 10:36 AM | #20 |
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More cheese than a Domino's 4 cheese pizza
Elton John's Nikita And if there comes a time Guns and gates no longer hold you in And if you're free to make a choice Just look towards the west and find a friend
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