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Old 02-12-01, 06:44 PM   #2
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[quote]Originally posted by Dawn


*A small but growing number of people in strife-torn Pakistan deal with their woes by smoking scorpions.....



Shit, I thought I had tried everything, well maybe not, I never did try smoking those dried banana peels in the late 60's. More than once stories about being able to get a buzz from banana peelings were reported as the truth in the mainstream media


*In July, Dr. Richard Dye of Half Moon Bay, Calif., was acquitted of sexual assault on female patients despite his admission that he had therapeutically brought at least four women to climax on his examination table during his years as a family practitioner....

I can't help but think, that the woman who brought the charge, had never experienced an orgasm before, and since it felt so good, it must have been sinful



"Did you really think she wanted to see you again?" (Millhouse answered, "I didn't know for sure. That's why I called.")


I bet Milhouse is not the first guy to not get the message. Too many guys are like that, only they don't do the break-in part.


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