Winter weather troubles (humor)
Snow, Both Sides Now
Tune: "Both Sides Now"
(Parody lyrics by Drakonix)
Rows and floes of angel hair
And ice cream castles everywhere
Its fun to visit it somewhere
Ive looked at snow that way
But now it only blocks my fun
Its everywhere, on everyone
So many things I could have done
But snow got in my way
Ive looked at snow from both sides now
Have no funds to fix the snowplow
Its not illusions I recall
I really don't like snow at all
Its cold outside all damn day
Heating bills so high I cant pay
Theres got to be a better way
Like moving far away
But now here comes some more damn snow
Roads are blocked nowhere I can go
Powers out cant watch TV shows
Ill be stuck here for days
Ive looked at snow from both sides now
Ill have to move away somehow
Its not illusions I recall
I really dont like snow at all
Its cold and wind is blowing fast
I slipped on ice, busted my ass
Now my bum is in a cast
More big bills I cant pay
The roads are cleared but I need chains
The stores are out, more winter pains
Theres only loss and never gains
In wintertime days
Ive looked at snow from both sides now
I must wait for spring to move now
Its not illusions I recall
Ill go where theres no snow at all
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