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Originally Posted by JackSpratts

Thomas C Greene

Florida voters using electronic ballot machines are having persistent problems choosing Democrats in early elections, the Miami Herald reports.

The touch-screen gizmos seem strangely attracted to Republican candidates. One voter needed assistance from an election official, and even then, needed three tries to convince the machine that he wanted to vote for Democrat Jim Davis in the gubernatorial race, not his Republican opponent Charlie Crist.

Another voter who went Democrat across the board kept finding Republicans listed in the summary screen. He made repeated attempts until, finally, the machine registered his votes correctly, and he cast his ballot.

Yet another frustrated voter who complained of difficulties selecting a Democrat was told that the machine she was using had been troublesome. Poll workers fiddled with it for a bit, and then it seemed to work properly.

Apparently, this happens all the time.

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In 2000 some Florida liberals proved they were idiots by being unable to punch a hole in a paper ballot next to the Democratic candidate of their choice, now those idiots using electronic ballot machines are having persistent problems choosing Democrats in early elections, the Miami Herald reports.

The touch-screen gizmos seem strangely attracted to Republican candidates. One liberal idiot was so illiterate he needed assistance from an election official, and even then, needed three tries to convince the machine that he wanted to vote for Democrat Jim Davis in the gubernatorial race, not his Republican opponent Charlie Crist.

Another idiot liberal who went Democrat across the board kept finding Republicans listed in the summary screen. He made repeated attempts until he was forced to read the proper operating instructions, the machine finally registered his votes correctly, and he cast his ballot.

Yet another idiot liberal who complained of difficulties selecting a Democrat was told that the machine she was using had been troublesome. Poll workers fiddled with it for a bit, finally The Fonz was called in to punch the machine and then it seemed to work properly.

Apparently, this happens all the time.......... to IDIOTS.


Wow jack

What a pathetic and desperate last gasp. Are the rest of the Democrats as desperate and scared out of their brainless skulls as you? This should have never made the newspaper to begin with. I've seen better investigative reporting in the local Elementary schools newspaper. It doesn't warrant any recognition and is just some idiot liberals mental manifestation. For almost 7 years everytime a whiny ass liberal burned his Pop-Tarts it was a republican conspiracy. This story is completely uninvestigated and nothing but the usual liberal attempt to undermine the upcoming elections with deceit and lies.

"Touch screen gizmos strangley attracted to REPUBLICAN Candidates" LOL Since when do you get three trys to vote? "Repeated attempts"?? "Fiddled with it"? ROTFLMAO. Yes its quite telling and unfortunate that investigating the facts and the TRUTH are not a requirement in todays liberal media circus BEFORE it becomes News.

Where's the story about Florida republicans having trouble with the voting machines and the voting machines that went "out of sync" and favored Democratic Candidates??? How is it possible this only happens to Democrats?? Obviously it doesn't but appearently three liberal idiots had minor problems, no doubt caused by their own stupidity, and lack of understanding of new equipment. Instead of the truth we are given some fictional tale that does its best to have us believe Republicans have conspired to secretly control voting machines and make them "Favor" their own party.

Why post something to begin with that admits that it's baseless, factless, and complete heresay? Furthermore why give us a link to the rest of this tiny little story instead of just including those couple of sentences to begin with???? Has that infamous Liberal Selective Memory evolved into "Selective Cutting and Pasting"?

Do you get charged everytime you cut and paste? Or is this just your usual tactic of take everything out of context and print only what helps your story because theres a good chance some people will actually believe your half assed tale and won't actually investigate to figure out how full of shit you really are?

All the questions this wasted thread raised, the most important would have to be is how pathetic, lonely, bored and just plain lifeless must you be to spend most of your finite life moderating some insignificant bulletin board and searching for insignificant fictional gossip like this to post here?

Thanx jack with you and Kerry out there the republicans will win by a landslide.

And a special thanks to Senator Kerry.......For once again proving that nobody is better at making the democratic party look like complete incompetent idiots than another democrat.