/me grabs her cane, shawl and bifocals and slowly sits down in the granny rocker.............pulls glasses down slightly and begins to rock back and forth in the chair.
......and says (imagine missing front teeth and shaky old lady voice)
Listen dearie.......we ole folks reaaaaly knew how to cut the rug on those dare ole songs.
Why back in de day I could a danced in to de weeeee hours of de morning.
All it took was a bottle of high octane al-key-hall and weee was good ta go.
Back den I didn't need no prune juice or silly Ex-Lax to get my ass moving and grooving.......<insert old lady cackle>
Heeeheeehee <cough><fart> oops - sowwy - I can't control my self like I used ta.
Love ya girlie
