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Andrew Klavan on YouTube: Google:Be Evil!

In a statement issued to reporters, Jenny Turpitude, Google's Director of Moral Diversity said, "The company found our management was wasting too much time trying not to be evil, which required restraint, tolerance, and wisdom. Being evil comes much more easily to us and should save the company countless millions in effort and man-hours." The company decided to make the change after firing an engineer who wrote a memo containing simple truths out of keeping with the politically correct lies that made company brass seem virtuous when they actually weren't.