Your paintball mission scars (ROTFLMFAO) do not impress me. That you get off to impressing your friends with them so much though is another nice insight into your true character.
And if my experience with fellatio has taught me anything it's that those with the biggest need to prove the size of their balls usually have the smallest ones.
And yes of course I figured out a long time ago that you're not like most people, fuck, you're barely even like a person.
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