Nic, I think you'll get a chuckle out of this conversation between me and hubby:
me: Come see this carving that a forum buddy made for me
him: That's AWEsome!! How did he do that?
me: He has a machine with software that he uses. And he sent it to me free... he even paid for the postage
him: Wow! thats so cool! But why would he do that?
me: I guess he was doing me a favor
him: Did you do him a favor too?
me: Of course not. What kind of favor could I possibly do for him?
p.s. yes, you are very handsome