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Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

* "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

* "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

* "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

* "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

* "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

LOLERSKATES

i'm gonna have her and my GWB in a flightsuit doll* make out.


*action figure