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Old 13-01-07, 07:52 PM   #86
albed
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Originally Posted by Ramona_A_Stone View Post
Your paintball mission scars (ROTFLMFAO) do not impress me. That you get off to impressing your friends with them so much though is another nice insight into your true character.
It's actually more of a screening process for friends who talk a lot of shit, but on receiving an invitation along with the typical results, show their true nature.

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And if my experience with fellatio has taught me anything it's that those with the biggest need to prove the size of their balls usually have the smallest ones.
There's a world of difference between hetero males and homos; heteros seldom know the actual size of each others testes, so we judge each other on character alone, and maybe physical abilities.
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