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Drakonix · 15-10-07, 12:54 AM

Brewster the Rooster

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten
roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful
lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone
so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster and a very fine specimen
he was, too. But on this particular morning Whitey noticed old
Brewster's bell hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The
pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and
walk on to the next one.

Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county
fair... and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...

The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but
they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

Clearly Brewster was a Democrat. Who else could figure out how to
win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by
being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them.

15-10-07, 12:54 AM	#5
Drakonix Just Draggin' Along Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 1,210	Brewster the Rooster Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county fair... and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result... The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well. Clearly Brewster was a Democrat. Who else could figure out how to win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them. __________________ Copyright means the copy of the CD/DVD burned with no errors. I will never spend a another dime on content that I can’t use the way I please. If I can’t copy it to my hard drive and play it using the devices I want, when and where I want, I won’t be buying it. Period. They can all take their DRM, broadcast flags, rootkits, and Compact Discs that aren’t really compact discs and shove them up their bottom-lines. Last edited by Drakonix : 15-10-07 at 01:05 AM.