[Fantom]

Fair & Just - Kevin Wilson (Sung with Col Elliot)

You see it on the Telly
all the shows about Police
Yeah real life stuff, with blood & guts
That show it like it is

The Poms have got The Sweeney
The Yanks: Starskey & Hutch
But we're Australian Supercops
They call us Fair & Just

'Coz I'm a Fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm Just a proper ####
We used to be Gestapo, but this is much more fun
Kickin' arse, & crackin' skulls, & busting our own mums
The best 2 coppers you can find, they call us Fair & Just

I was born a fucken arsehole, so to me the job's just right
And I deserve a fucken badge, being a dead #### all me life
And we're the fucken perfect pigs, the fucken best there is
You'd have to team up Hawke & Howard to find a bigger pair of pricks

'Coz I handle all the hookers
And me I handle thugs
And I get off on bashin' poofters
And I get off on drugs

And I like interviewing moles
'Coz they aint got a fucken quid
And I like interviewing ####s
around the face and fucken head

Yeah I'm a Fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm Just a proper ####
We used to be Gestapo, but this is much more fun
Kickin' arse, & crackin' skulls, & busting our own mums
The best 2 coppers you can find, they call us Fair & Just

I would have liked to have been a Mountain Cop, but just imagine that
Yeah a burnt out racehorse with a ####, halfway up it's back
And I like pinchin' lady drivers, 'coz I give 'em all a chance
Yeah with your special breathalizer kit, hangin' out your pants

But we've learned some pretty useful stuff, since we've been on the force
Yeah like how to hold me fucken hand out, and how to use a knife & fork
We're almost fucken human, but the hardest thing we've found
Is how to walk without our fucken knuckles, draggin' on the ground

'Coz I'm a Fair dinkum arsehole
And I'm Just a proper ####
We used to be Gestapo, but this is much more fun
Kickin' arse, & crackin' skulls, & busting our own mums
The best 2 coppers you can find, they call us Fair & Just