Or rather, you CAN be..
JOE THE PLUMBER
Our Price: $49.99
Product Code: JOE_P
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Standard: X-Large
Description
'JOE THE PLUMBER' costume includes jumpsuit, plunger, bald cap, name tag holder and best of all....four interchangeable name tags to swap out on the fly depending on who you're debating with at the party! The good, the bad and the ugly...ONLY AT RICKY'S BABY!
http://www.rickyshalloween.com/product_p/joe_p.htm
Limited supply, so you REAL, pro-American, Americans get in early on this!!!!!!!111two