Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other:
'Does this taste funny to you?'
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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