Now this is going to be a fun thread. Let's start with a little history, shall we?
Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
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Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
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Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
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Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
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