[obligatory complementary exercise in polarized futility]
That's right, keep 'em home, safe from 'liberal brainwashing,' teach 'em they're too precious even to go to a private school with all the riff-raff, shelter 'em from the real world so they lack all empathy for real people, drill 'em full of fairy tale religious morality to curtail any ability to rationalize real moral issues for themselves, put 'em in a mommy-and-daddy insured Porsche at 16 and make sure they never have to get their hands dirty at a real job...
...and they turn into, surprise surprise, over-privileged ass-kissing robot lap dogs of the "conservative right."
[/obligatory complementary exercise in polarized futility]