Hella funny stuff!
Here's some more random "conspiracies":
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations, the Jews, Ann Coulter, and SUV owners could kill Al Franken.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Republicans and the Jews could steal from Michael Moore.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations and the Jews could offend Muslims.
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that white men, oil companies, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could conquer welfare recipients.
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter could conquer Michael Moore.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that SUV owners and gun owners could offend The French.