"No one heard me, not even the chair"-Neil Diamond (chairs have ears?!)
"Saw you walking down the hall/faster than a cannonball"-Oasis
"I suppose a rocks out of the question"-Def Leppard
"They say this music is too loud to play/I look at them and say...NO WAY!!"-Manowar (I think this may err on the side of brilliance though)
"Like a cat tied to a stick thats driven into frozen winter shit"-Radiohead (as much as I like them, this is a terrible line)
"I'm so bad I can suck my own dick"-LL Cool J
"You shouldn't be so damn material/And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal!" -NWA