Did you know that, if you download an e-book version of
Alice In Wonderland, there is actually a prohibition in the user agreement against reading the story aloud? That's how far gone it all is....
...and Jack is right (as usual). You live in a world where content holders can forbid you from "reproducing" a copyrighted work by reading it to your kids. Perhaps it is time to take this all to court.
Perhaps the establishment of a legal fund, in preparation for the upcoming legal festivities, would help to level the playing field?