24-05-02, 12:22 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: HAL9000
Posts: 283
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Re: The Newspaper Shop -- April fool edition
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Originally posted by walktalker
Spam explosion: whoppers extra mayo extra pickles suspected
During the three last days, 45 females blondes were found dead after they all bought a whopper before chatting over the internet. In what can be considered a blow to the cheese-and-spam threads industry, the inspectors linked the unexplained explosions to their bad diets. "It's a catastrophe" told a Burger King manager, "that our whoppers cannot be mixed with insignificant thread posting from office."
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