Best Single Rhyme?
 

Ok So we have seen the shockigly bad lyrics... now what is the best single rhyme out of a song. One rhyme only (unless the rhyme is 1,2,1,2 or whatever works to make the rhyme work)

KMFDM - Brute:
Stroke this skin and I will kneel
Brutalize me I will heal.

I just like the lyrics.. not making any mention of my own sexual deviance(or divergency) =P~

Woo

Beastie Boys - Puttin Shame In Your Game....

'I'm the king of boggle, there is none higher
I get eleven points for the word quagmire'

Jim O'Rourke--Halfway To a Threeway

"As I lay you down on my bed
It don't matter that your braindead"

"I'll make this sweet but short
Then I'll pull out your life support"

Fuckin' twisted, all sung sweetly over a gently fingerpicked guitar.

"Cant speak-teeth too gritty"
"Cant move-drawers too shitty"

-Ol' Dirty Bastard

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

an eathquake is to a girl's guitar
just another good vibration
tidal waves can't save
the world from Californication

Ludacris-You's a ho

Ya'll professional like Dj CLue
Pullin' on my coattails
and why ya think you take a ho to a hotel?
Ho tell everybody
even the mayor
reach up in the sky for the Hozone layer

"...and when i'm feelin' sexy,
who's gonna comfort me?
my only problem is......their insecurities."

j-lo

Pantera - Good Friends & a bottle of pills

' I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love'...

Youth of the Nation - P.O.D.

No specific lyric, the whole freakin song just rocks!

Nuff said.

Tool - Ænema

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Tool - Parabola

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. we are eternal.
all this pain is an illusion.

Some from tonight's playlist..
 

Rodney Rude - I Hate Cats
If you like to fart in bed
Grab your cat by his little head...

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Breath through my Ears
I was born with fuck-all
I've got no class at all
But I can make almost any girl swoon
I can't fight for shit
In fact I cry if I'm hit
But I can lick any #### in the room

TISM - I might be a #### but I'm not a fucking ####
I might hide my small penis
But at least not by owning a gun
I might not be Homosexual
But I've slept with a guy who's one

if ever oh ever a wiz there was,
the wizard of oz is one because,
because because because because -
because of the wonderful things he does!:p

- js.

I like this one

I'll cuss yo grandma I ain't got no respect
ya better leave me lone b'for I grab around yo neck


and this one (from the same song)


I see dead people you think I'm fucking scared
I stay prepared got the calico right under the bed



and one more (from another song)

And you didn't sell out, crunk up the jury
I paid your way out, gave you the fury


(First two are from Magic - What, last one is from "In Decatur" by Ghetto Mafia)

On freestlye friday, someone was battlin Gin, that chinese rapper....

Who u spose to be, Bruce Lee?
With your pants all saggin
Ill murder you dawg
there wont be no return of the dragon
____________________________________________________
I like this part of sing for the moment
Eminem - Sing for the moment
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, and the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin pistols
and they want to get one cause, they think the shit's cool
Not knowin we really just protectin ourselves
We entertainers, of course the shit's affectin our sales
You ignoramus, but music is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail
It's fucked up ain't it?

I've got protection
Now I need affection
Swing your booty in my direction


Bel Biv DeVoe :)

Gangstarr - Battle

"How you expect us to take you seriously?
The look in my eye punk, has got you scared of me
I'm blastin your sons, I'm snatchin your funds
You catch a royal ass-whoopin, you've been askin for one"

"I'll take a second to speak, I keep my weapon in reach
I ain't talkin romance but you'll get swept off your feet"

How can we have a "best rhyme" thread without a touch of Rakim


So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full