New STD taking its toll
 

ATLANTA. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Ha.. very good. :D

Don't worry, not much chance of this disease getting spread.

The current President is serving his second term and thus can not be re-elected in 2008.

With the possible exception of "evangelical theocracy", this sounds like most liberals I know - given Clinton's behavior in the subject area they probably got it from him.

Must have smoked those old stogies left in the oval office.