Songs about masterbation
New song about topic by Tweet "oops oh my" :eek:
What other songs do know are about being the master of bate? :a: |
The Divynals - I Touch Myself
Ivor Biggun = I'm A Wanker |
Im not sure who sings it but it's an 80's song with the chorus "I think im going japanese i really think so" I think that's about masterbating..... :dz:
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Green Day
Longview Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on Change the channels for an hour or two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old shoot In a house with unlocked doors And I'm freaking lazy Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!! And I smell like shoot Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving I sure as heck can't do it by myself I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT Barred indoors from the summer street I locked the door to MY OWN CELL And I lost the key Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!! And I smell like shoot I GOT NO MOTIVATION WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION SMOKING MY INSPIRATION Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one SHE'S got When masturbation's lost its fun You're freaking lazy Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so darn BORED I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND." But it's just a myth |
Alanis Morsette...
I forgot the song title...( one of her first hits)but the lyric goes..."I got one hand in my pocket"...etc..etc Cindy Lauper had a song too about the subject...She Bop ...or something like that... |
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stones - satisfaction & miss you.
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:S: XTC--Pink Thing
Anytime you rise I'm here I'm crazy for you pink thing You make me wanna laugh, you make me wanna cry And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high. I wanna take you out and show you to the world Pink thing it'll be OK If I could only wake you from your slumber curled Pink Thing what would straight folks say That man isn't fit to enter heaven That man is a sinner ever burning in disgrace PINK THING SPIT IN MY FACE, I'd love you for it. . . Actually, its double entendre--could be interpreted as a baby or a penis:D :D Also, Violent Femmes-Blister In the Sun. |
heh..heh
..Bronxie...heh..heh...that was why the Alanis Morsette song was sooooo funny. ....Lots of people didn't realize what song was about..... Read the lyrics sometime...very funny..... Probably the subtlest song about female masturbation... I've ever heard.
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I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah I'm high but I'm grounded I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving a high five I feel drunk but I'm sober I'm young and I'm underpaid I'm tired but I'm working, yeah I care but I'm restless I'm here but I'm really gone I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be quite alright 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is flicking a cigarette What it all comes down to Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving a peace sign I'm free but I'm focused I'm green but I'm wise I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby I'm sad but I'm laughing I'm brave but I'm chicken shit I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby And what it all boils down to Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet But I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is playing the piano What it all comes down to my friends, yeah Is that everything's just fine fine fine 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is hailing a taxi cab :MAD: I refuse to believe that's about masterbation :er: She better not try to give me a high five :CG: |
heh...heh...yeah...Bronxie...you got to watch out for that 'one hand in the pocket'... type action..... Actually I heard her admit it was about female masturbation in a coy way..... when interviewed on the radio a few years ago.
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Classic!!
The Who
Pictures of Lily I used to wake up in the morning I used to feel so bad I got so sick of having sleepless nights I went and told my dad He said, 'Son now here's some little something' And stuck them on my wall And now my nights ain't quite so lonely In fact I, I don't feel bad at all Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright Pictures of Lily Lily, oh Lily Lily, oh Lily Pictures of Lily And then one day things weren't quite so fine I fell in love with Lily I asked my dad where Lily I could find He said, 'Son, now don't be silly' 'She's been dead since 1929' Oh, how I cried that night If only I'd been born in Lily's time It would have been alright Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night For me and Lily are together in my dreams And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen' 'Pictures of Lily?' theflaco |
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
well you tried it out for once, found it alright for kicks. but then you found out it's a habit that sticks you're an orgams addict you're an orgams addict sneakin' in the back door with dirty magazines and your mother wants to know "what are those stains on your jeans?" you're an orgams addict you're an orgams addict you get in a heat, you get in a sulk but you still keep beatin' your meat to pulp you're an orgams addict you're an orgams addict you're a kid cassanova you're a no-joseph it's a labor of love fucking yourself to death you're an orgams addict you're an orgams addict you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state you've even made it with the lady who puts the little plastic robbins on the christmas cakes butcher's assistants and belhops you've had 'em all here and there children of god and their joystrings international women with no body hair so you're asking in an alley and you're voice ain't steady the sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready you're an orgams addict you're an orgams addict johnnie want fuckie all ways and always he's got the energy he will amaze he's an orgasm addict, he's an orgasm addict. he's always at it he's an orgasm addict. |
does fucking an inflatable doll count as masturbating?
The Police BE MY GIRL - SALLY Won't you be my girl Won't you be my girl Won't you be my, be my, Be my girl I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink And I could only get unconscious If I'd had to much to drink There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, And each day seemed grey and dead The seeds of desperation Were growing in my head I needed inspiration, A brand new start in life, Somewhere to place affection, But I didn't want a wife And then by lucky chance I saw In a special magazine An ad that was unusual, The like I'd never seen, "Experience something different With our new imported toy, She's loving, warm, inflatible And a guarantee of joy" She came all wrapped in cardboard, All pink and shrivelled down A breath of air was all she needed To make her lose that frown I took her to the bedroom And pumped her with some life, And later in a moment That girl became my wife And so I sit her in the corner And sometimes stroke her hair And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air She's cuddly and she's bouncy, She's like a rubber ball, I bounce her in the kitchen And I bounce her in the hall And now my life is different Since Sally came my way I wake up in the morning And have her on a tray She's everything they say she was And I wear a permanent grin, And I only have to worry In case my girl wears thin Won't you be my girl Won't you be my girl Won't you be my, be my, Be my girl SheBop by Cyndi Lauper is my fav masturbating song. |
Another Buzzcocks song about wanking!
"Palm of your hand" It's not so strange you know to feel like this I thought of you I knew that you'd understand I think it's time you know we did more than kiss Ever fallen in love with the palm of your hand? I've made up my mind as a bull sees red To get my tail wagged must i sit up and beg? And if you want to brush up on technique You can read all about it in the book that I found When the spirit is willing the flesh wont be weak Theres little more to it than jerking around I'm hungry for the most perfect of needs My craving feeds at the palm of your hand My temperature shoots up to a hundred degrees It's manual automatic makes me weak at the knees My craving feeds at the palm of your hand Executive attention yes the kind that relieves You've got the instruments of pleasure at the end of your sleeves My craving feeds at the palm of your hand |
that sure is a tasty looking burger :BL:
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LOL@ this thread
Kevin Bloody Wilson - I gave up Wanking
I gave up wanking this morning I never thought that I could And I'm feeling better already This time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I though I was so clever And all me mates they were mugs Thought I was the first Bloke here on Earth Who'd ever played with his slug It was my own little secret I never told anyone And the feeling I got The first time I shot Was like chooks flying out of me bum So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow I never thought that I could I'll be glad to be rid of these headaches Then I'll be off it for good I've wanked in some unlikely places The shower , the beach and the pool The dunny, the tram and the pictures And biology classes at school And once my grandmother caught me Wanking meself in me room And to her surprise I just shut my eyes And imagined her standing there nude So I'm giving up wanking on Tuesday I never thought that I could Then I won't squint like I do now Then I'll be off it for good My dad says it's gonna take willpower There really is no easy trick I honestly thought I'd need surgery To help get my hand off my dick Me dads been a great inspiration He really has been a great help He knows what I go through And just what to do Cuz he give it up yesterday himself So I'm giving up wanking next Friday I never thought that I could Then I won`t have to wear these thick glasses Then I'll be off it for good So if you say you don't wank, you're a liar And a fool if you say that you do So next time you see , Prince Charles on TV Remember he's wanked himself too. So I'm giving up wanking come Christmas I never thought that I could And I'll sell me dog 'n me white cane Then I'll be off it for good I'm giving up wanking next Easter I never thought that I could And the warts on me hand 'll just vanish Then I'll be off it for good |
Jellyfish - He's my best friend
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