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dunno about Dean, but this I know for a fact: nobody in American politics has gotten more Americans killed, and spent more money doing it, than George W. Bush.:BL:
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Kennedy and LBJ did much better, thousands and tens of thousands better. :NS: |
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actually, that might eliminate Bush, too |
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Followed by Nixon = republican= more vietnam war :J: |
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How about Bush has caused more deaths than politicians whose favorite color is green?..... ........politicians who forget to flush after taking a shit............. ........politicians who have had monkeys fly out of their ass........ |
........politicians who have had monkeys fly out of their ass........
Isn't there a class that explains all that, and how to relax the anus so that this is possible? |
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(2004-01-21) -- Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, David Lee Roth and dozens of other rock musicians have filed a class-action lawsuit against Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean, claiming the former Vermont governor violated union rules when he let out a bone-chilling scream during his Iowa caucus concession speech Monday night. "Mr. Dean violated the work rules of the International Brotherhood of Vocal Metal Workers (IBVMW)," according to an unnamed attorney for the plaintiffs. "Delivering a blood-curdling scream from a stage, or on video, requires years of study, practice and official certification of the IBVMW. Mr. Dean's amateur outburst gives a bad name to the professionals who built their careers on this specialized skill. It may drive down the price people are willing to pay for our services, since it encourages non-union, uncertified public performance screeching." The IBVMW has not yet endorsed a presidential candidate, and according to a union spokesman, "Mr. Dean's anti-union actions make it unlikely he'll be on our short list." Mr. Dean could not be reached for comment, since he had checked himself into a rehabilitation clinic for victims of lozenge dependency. source |
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2004-01-22) -- The American Mars Rover, which NASA said was out of touch with Earth for more than 24 hours, was discovered this afternoon on board the campaign bus of Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean.
NASA mission control today praised the team of scientists and engineers who located the errant Rover. "We used the classic technique for finding something," said an unnamed NASA engineer. "We asked ourselves 'If I were the Mars Rover, accustomed to an alien atmosphere, out of touch with the people of Earth, where would I be?' And one of our engineers immediately phoned the Dean campaign." NASA said it would try to get the Rover back on track, but that the mission may have been irreparably crippled by this shocking incident. "One minute everything is going great, in focus, we think we have a winner," said the engineer. "The next thing you know, it just goes off. Bam! And we're way behind." |
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Seen it before
Having just seen Deans rant again on TV,It reminded me of something.Sheffield '92. Here's a few for the ladies No 4 Tessa(I didn't know I needed planning permisson)Gorman.No 5 Edwina(all eggs are infected)Curry.No 6 OK not a MP but still a elected fool.(now a dame of the nation)The one and only Dame for it is she, Shirly(houses for votes)Porter.There seems to be a patten forming,all Torys.I can't have that.How about No 7 Tony(I'm the best Chelsea fan in the world)Banks.No 8 Robert(I can say daft things if I want to)Kilroy-Silk. Always been a total prat.Stay tuned for some more elected fools.Think of some yourself the list is endless.I hope by now the Americans can see they are never alone with us Brits to help them.
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